Jap Mouse Glue- strictly for illiterate
Tat day sis saw a rat running across the kitchen,
thus declare a war against it.
Went to a shop to select my 'weapons'.
Got to be as potent + effective.
Weapon 1-
Old skool trap wif a new twist.This mouse glue trap frm Jap.
As sticking them inside is cruel enuff liao,
they decided to add some humor to it.
A seemingly anguish mouse caricature poster
wif a 'WANTED' tag.
Cute!
Cute innocuous packaging
camouflaging a deadly trap.
As if to make illiterate ones
who r caught to look even more silly.
Latest Update:
A stupid lizard kana sticked instead.
Can't u see the pix? Weapon 2-
This yellowish powder is placed in their route,The consumption does not kill immediately.
They'll feel thristy, source for water,
die only on a sip of it,
so tat the body will nt be found inside the hse.
Post-mortem will show bursted internals.
So HIONG...
Eat liao cannot drink forever if u wan to survive.
MAJIAM ancient Chinese martial arts huh?
I gave it a deadly name that would strike fear-
"十步失魂撒"
十步失魂撒
Weapon 3-
Mouse trap.Welcome!
No intro is required coz this one normal.
Not those go in liao, door locked,
arrows come shooting out.
Finally one tat is not unorthodox.
Painted black to prevent rust. Good.
Let's see if u survive all these.
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