bb Charlene

杨丞琳。少年维特的烦恼

给亲爱的你 我迷恋的你

在美丽的新 也无法说明了

无止境的夜里 寂寞的心

闪烁 因为燃烧殆尽

给亲爱的你 我们的爱情

在浪漫的心 也无法证明了

无赖版的声音 深不见底

已经转身远远了去

我爱你

爱让我成为我自己 守护我心灵

爱着你像剧悲剧 让我沉溺

就算是

沉默不语 无法靠近 遥远的距离

大雨中迷失的想念更透明

我爱你

爱让我背叛我自己 遮住我眼睛

爱着理想的甜蜜 竭尽结局

就算是

滔滔不绝 无法停息 娇小的生命

爱于是 写不出个结局

给亲爱的你 这次的别离

再多的情绪 也无法表明了

不该有的回忆 所有的轨迹

终于像流星般速去

我爱你

爱让我成为我自己 守护我心灵

爱着你像剧悲剧 让我沉溺

就算是

沉默不语 无法靠近 遥远的距离

大雨中迷失的想念更透明

我爱你

爱让我背叛我自己 遮住我眼睛

爱着理想的甜蜜 竭尽结局

就算是

滔滔不绝 无法停息 娇小的生命

爱于是 写不出个情境

爱如果让你是我的证据

我的回忆

spooky joke

Over the weekend had supper @Mac with my two buddies.

Somehow the topic went to my exorcism post,
which they said was eerie.

Taking abt fear,
one of my buddy recounted one of his experience.


He was in Thai, alone, looking for a hotel.
Sought the taxi driver for recommendation.

The driver drove him to a hotel.

The place?
To his amusement,
the room was small +rundown,
with shower room divided only by curtain.
Then, above the bed, there was this big mirror,
allowing u to see your reflection while u lie on the bed.
Add in a romantic orange lighting.
Clearly, a couple hotel.

He lamented the hotel.
Unhappy with the recommendation.
Imagine when alone,
look up the mirror, see something else.

Laughing, I told him u'r angry not because of the room or mirror.
It's because u're alone.
If u're with your GF, it would be different.
He rebutted that even with a partner,
the fear of seeing extra things in the mirror
would be spooky enough.


"That's not spooky.
The shock would be when u're in the room,
there is a knock on the door.

And when u open it,
u see the taxi driver, smiling."

奇味鸡煲

We went to 奇味鸡煲 located at Upper Serangoon for dinner. Always wanted to try it.

Their popular 奇味 flavor. Thick dark sauce. Our fav!

 

We had half chicken of  奇味 flavor, another half in herbal soup.

 

Can also self service the side dishes at $3.50 per plate.

 

 Ah gal looking attentively, waiting to strike when there is opportunity.

 She got nothing to do...

Two ladies attacking the food.

 Not bad. We'll b there again soon!

The Exorcism

This happened years ago.
True story.
Warning: Not for the faint-hearted.


I'm a proclaimed buddhist,
pray to 观音, 大伯公, but I use talisman.
The line between
buddhism and taoism can be so thin.


I had a mysterious bout of high fever.
Visited numerous doctors,
yet those medicines only provided temporary relief.
They did a battery of tests on me,
yet surprisingly, nothing was abnormal.

As days went past, we got worried.
Perhaps it's time to.

Mum engaged a guy who could possess god at will (can't remember which god).
He was (supposed to be) everything we've hoped for:
highly-revered, formidable and proven.

I waited with anticipation and fear
for what he would say or do.

The door bell rang, he came in,
studied me for few secs,
clasped his hands together while stomping his feet on my floor.
With a quivered to his body, he started to behave differently,
walking with long strides, with an air of confidence,
and a different tone.
He took another glanced at me, closed his eyes.

All of a sudden, to our horror he repelled backwards,
as if an invisible hand pushed him backwards.
I was shocked, worried he might fall.
Catching his balance, yelling as he retreated few steps back.

I remembered my mum and godmother dumbfounded,
kept asking him what's happening.

"Sorry sorry. I am leaving.
I can't do anything to save him!"

When I heard this, I was chilled.
"What?! So serious?"

The ladies pleaded with him, to the extend of begging profusely.
After few secs of pondering. He relented & came in again.

There was a female spirit around me.
She saw me outside, took a fancy on me,
and followed me home.
My heart skipped few beats.
小倩?
王祖贤版 or 刘亦菲?

Next he questioned me:
Did I see anything at night?
Did I experience anything weird?
Did I wake up in the middle of the night?
Did I heard any noise?

I thought hard for these ans and replied NO for all.
I had to be certain, esp when these qns freaked me out big time.



I know what's on your mind.

You think:

1) Money scam again- Play acting, no hope, then money for ritual.

2) A female spirit is a common plot u see in movies
They'r what we like for a good scare-
Long hair, white clothes,
placed her next to your bedroom window and u'll pay.


What I know:

1) He did not state the price. Only a red packet. Amount up to your discretion.
He can come and say some prayers yet earn the same $ and recognition instead of acting out the retreating stunt. He almost fell AND he sweated.

2) Before this I went to another master.
(he gave me talisman but didn't recovered)
He also told me  she was there.
Female also?!
Just that none of them told me which comes in 3D.

Jokes aside, when two person sing the same tune, I'm worried.
Two revered and supposedly well-known-ard-the-neighbourhood masters singing.

P.S.- I don't care who was here. I just wanted a cure.



Back to my living room.


A chair was requested to place in the living room,
just in front of my 大伯公's altar.

We were told that
the longer she stayed,
the yang 气 of mine will be weakened.
Same script we've heard again.
Affection can be deadly.

I was told to removed my shirt and sat there.
I was worried abt what's coming.

The retreating act,
the wild hand gesture of the master
got me real worried that I at some point would have to perform some stunt,
either alone or with him.
Worst, humiliated in front of mum and godmother.
A naked humiliation indeed.


His next act I almost pee on my shorts.
He grabbed a thick bunch of joss stick,
the quantity larger than a clenched fist,
and lighted them up.

I saw the joss sticks caught fire.
The thick smoke billowing with each passing seconds,
the fire becoming wilder and started dancing on the joss sticks.

The vision got me terrified.
Chill up my spine.

The person to be cured on a chair naked while the master
prepares a bunch of burning joss stick.
Would it be the same scene on TV?

The exorcism has to be painful.
Alot of action, alot of running, alot of shouting.
Just like the famous movie "The Exorcism of SO and SO?"

He'll stabbed them all onto my body,
or perhaps do some drawings on my back using the joss sticks?
For the 1st time I regretted letting him in.
OR why not? maybe let her stay?

Before I could think of my next step,
he came towards me, serious-faced,
with the whole lot still flaming.
Die liao too late!

My heart stopped, literally.
He was beside me. I watched him extremely close.
The time seemed to stop. He seemed to take forever.
He circled the whole joss stick above my head, chanting.
Yes! oh YEAH! It only happens on TV.


He asked me to show him my bed.
He followed me to my bedroom.

"This is where u sleep?"
"Ya"

He circled the joss sticks above my bed, chanting.
Don't tell me WE shared the bed?

He completed his ritual, and we thanked him profusely.
Esp me, relieved it has ended.

The exorcism results?


I was diagnosed with dengue fever few days later.
The reason for the delayed diagnose-
Dengue can stay undetected until days later when it explode.
My. If I were poked by those joss sticks I'll kill those earlier doctors.


The aftermath thought:

Okie, for sure it was dengue.
Did the dengue caused the fever,
and coincidently shine the lights that she was around?
Call it superstitious perhaps,
but who knows?

NDP @Compass Point

"I want!!!"

 me wif bb



SK-II Men Facial Treatment Essence

SK-II men series

My novel facial review writeup.

Their whole series for men consist of:
1) SK-II Facial Treatment Essence
2) SK-II Moisturizing Cleanser
3) SK-II Age Revitalize Moisturizer

They promised a 14 days revival,
so I took their mini sample (treatment essence) for trial.
How miracle could it be?

Since purported 14 days to make a difference,
the trial version should suffice
to conclude its efficiency.

Main guy- Treatment Essence

On first application, felt like patting water on skin.
Normal water texture (not sticky at all),
just a very slight menthol/ cooling feel.

Water at a premium price,
or miracle water?
Why the fascination among ladies?

Frankly I don't have much confidence in it.
My gut feel - they've done it right for the ladies,
but never for men. (it's a new product)
Since men will never get it.

Fast forward,
those 14 days went by.

The results?



Nope, I'll not post the before and after results.
It's the same. Same old skin. haha.

Not that it's not good,
on the contrary, I like it bery much.

Formulated with Pitera,
Skin just got firmer, supple and smooth.
While jogging & wiping off my sweat frm face,
never before have I feel the smoothness of my skin.
But I still believe ants can crawl up and camp there
instead of slipping.

Also, visually, it clears my skin.
Skin is more clarified.

Improving 5 dimension of skin?
Texture Refinement- ticked
Firmness Power- ticked
Wrinkle Resilience- I don't have
Radiance Enhancement- ticked
Spots Control- ticked

I am not paid to endorse their product.
Just feel that good things must share.
I was convinced enough to buy a tube.

P.S.- When u next bump into me,
u'll not see a face of Godfrey Gao or Daniel Wu
or at worst a photoshopped version of me.

Ultimately,
expectations have to be juggled with results.
It improves, but does not do miracles.