Monday, August 29, 2011

窃听风云2


Overheard 2
Cast:
刘青云、古天乐及吴彦祖


Story:

Law Man-Seng (刘青云), a established dealer, was involved in a car accident.
Police Officer Ho Chin-Keung (古天乐) investigated and found
listening surveillance devices in his car,
planted by Joe (吴彦祖) who was out to wiretap
the whole 'Landlord Club' members+leader who caused his dad's death.




It's an act of vengeance against wealthy and eminent business tycoons.
The number of 'stars' given by the papers
makes me wonder what kind of storyline they've brewed
to garner such response, esp it being a HK movie.

Furthermore, frm the producer of Infernal Affairs. Wow wow!

I've watched Part 1,
not bad as far as I would remember.
Now to part 2!


How I feel:

The movie starts off with some vehicle chasing,
the sacrifice being a Ferrari instead of some old car,
making me seat up and expect more to come.

As usual, each characters have their own story.

They talk abt 刘青云's story,
of hw he got involved in the mysterious club formed
by few tycoons and made big bucks.

And the narrating of 吴彦祖 background, her mum+ his dad.

Then they touches on 古天乐's painful past of arresting his astray wife.

Quite surprisingly, none of those spectacular,
none of those touches any nerve, nor draws any tears.

Plain story aside,
they unable to bring me into the story,
or rather, bring the characters alive.

To quote one eg,
古天乐+wife, upon her released frm jail,
the pair wears on extreme distress,
trying very hard to be emotional,
yet no flashback scene.
Just narratives,
then the expression and the face.

Feels like seeing two strangers crying on the street,
yet unable to pity them.

Extremely awkward+ineffective.



The most painful part belongs to the ending/ action part,
which is supposed to be the crux,
when 吴彦祖 takes revence by coercing 刘青云 to manipulate a stock exchange.

The usual nerve-wracking music plays in the background,
on the screen they starts to draw a divider, tabulate a buy sell column,
noting every transaction to heighten the anxiety.

I'm not a dealer, I believe so too r the rest (except a couple of them ther perhaps),
who do not understand or share it's excitment
or watever repercussion every "sell or buy" brings.

It's analogy to watching a group of senior citizens playing the 十二支 card game
without knowing how to play.
Frustrating!






Mid into the show,
I can sense the boredom and restlessness frm the audience.
I kept waiting for the movie to conclude so tat I could shop outside.

My Review:
ONE AND A HALF OUT OF FIVE

This time my opinion
adamantly differs frm the reviewer's ratings.

Other than the star-studded cast,
one of the worst HK movie I've watched.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Excruciating!





I wanted to blog on the latest movie, Overhead 2,
but guess this one have to come 1st.

Just now I went to the Chinese physician for sprained ankle,
frm Fri's st soccer game.

My trailing foot stroke against the ground,
& I fell to the floor.

Results- swollen ankle and a shorten game.

My mum's friend recommended this physician @Toa Payoh,
old aunty can't walk go liao recovered.

An eccentric rule,
he only takes in max 6 person in an afternoon,
and will turn away the 7th person,
irregardless of how good his business is,
coz he will exhaust his 'energy'.
Sounds a "laborious" job.

Double confirmed frm mum's friend's warning-
It's damn painful.

Anyway, no pain no gain.

As today the swollen did not subside,
I went for a visit.

Reached ther, waiting area was packed.
Giving me the confident
I would b returning to normalcy real soon.
Thankfully, I'm the last person for the day.

To think they even had
the door locked to prevent new walk-in.

Fast forward to my turn.
I was told to lie down instead of sitting.
GOsh! Lie down pain can travel faster to the brain.

With bated breath,
the sinseh took out a cloth and rubbed some ointment on it.

My eyes stayed with him,
I saw him freezed there,
poker-faced, eyes fixated.

My heart kept pounding becoz
it seems like he's "generating" his energy.

He prepared two hot towels and started to place them on my foot.
Then told me:
" U still can wait until few days to come for treatment."

The ordeal began...

He started to turn my foot clockwise,
then pulled it away frm me.

There was a cracking sound.

In my shockness,I heard his voice:
" U heard it rite! U heard it rite?!"

"Ya Ya!"

I tried to be as excited as him,
to reassure him hoping he would shorten the treatment.

Then he started to hang my foot on the towel,
and gave another forceful pull.

The pain level was already 50%.
He did a total of three pulls,
and I was told to get dwn and try walking.

I walked with pain, I just couldn't walk upright.

Again he told me to get on the bed.

"Huh? Again?"
As expected, he did not reply.

Then he started to rub his thumbs on my swollen ankle.
Yes, rub. As if he was doing hand laundry.

The excruciating pain was too much to bear,
I sprang up, pleading with him to stop,
at the extent of even stupidly calling him
老板, 够了.

He just kept rubbing.

My tears started to form on the edge of my eyes.
Damn painful, damn boh pian.

He stopped just before I fainted.

My veins felt painful, whole leg affected.
Convulsion was overwhelming, as my legs kept shaking.

He told me my ankle was dislocated.

I thought if there was another round
my urine would dripped out.







It's over.
Another visit required if my swollen does not subside in few days time.

Hopefully not.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Fill in the blanks

I am going to be a dad this coming christmas.

Our gynecologist is @Toa Payoh,
and he enjoys a huge stream of customers.

Our decision to engage him was based on googling.

On our 1st visit for confirmation of the pregnancy,
the doc did the necessary test,
when he went to his seat he congratulated us
for contributing to Spore's population.

Our subsequent visits were followed
by lots of crappy jokes
tat r unidirectional-
he cracks cold, crappy jokes
which we did not even reply to.
Wearing our smiles to entertain him in case he charges us more.

Whenever wifey complained of unwell,
he pointed his finger and said it's my fault.
Until I abit depressed
& started to believe it's my fault.

Then there was this particular visit.
Which I wanna share.

An important one.

The visit to unveil the child's gender.

While doing the scan,
he stared at his equipment screen,
and questioned us whether we prefer a boy or a girl.

Wifey replied a boy,
and as he placed his eyes on me,
I replied wif a similar yet soft answer,
in case he criticized me for being sexist.

Studying the details,
he smiled and typed in the answer on the screen,
as we gaped wif anticipation.

Grinning, he typed the word...

M_ _ _

These were exactly wat we saw on the screen.

Gosh, our hearts jumped.
Fortified when we considered his grinning.

I guess ur assumption is as good as ours.
I counted the missing blanks to see if it matches.
One...Two...Three...Four...

Come on! we r just so used to fill up those letters
in the gender column.

We exclaimed~ "MALE"?!

Still wearing the cheeky smile,
he decided to reveal the long awaited answer.

Stabbing his keyboard,
he filled up the missing letters on the screen...

" MISS "

I felt like slapping him.
Not becoz of the girl issue, but becoz
his unexpected answer also a four letter word,
tat differs frm the word we'r so familiar wif
when we fill up the empty slot for our gender.

Clearly, he did not fill up enough of those forms.

However, wat a ruse tat's a good one.

To add to our disappointment,
he added:

" Sorrrry! 
My equipment tends to come out 
results tat r opposite to wat u said."

To further play us,
he typed in these words below the "MISS" to form-

" MISS 
WORLD "

 A tummy tat is HER WORLD.

I almost snatched his syringe to poke his backside.


Becoz of his successful stunt,

I replied his joke for the 1st tme.

" Can we re-start the whole process again, 
I go out, then open the door?"

Hahaha!
He laughed so heartedly, making me feel like
the 1st person to reply to his joke.

Anyway I don't think it's becoz
I paid not enuff then kana sabo.
Believe it's his script for a baby girl.

Thumbs up to him for this one,
tat can amuse him during work.
I wondered wat the boy's one is?


Frankly, happy wif a girl as well.
We'r not sexist.
Girl girl can doll her up.
Ponytailed her up.
Health is our only primacy.

Our preferences r just for a safe bet.
Even if the result is a boy,
we would like a girl girl as well.
Guess this what they say grass is greener on the other side,
or rather, the common desire to have both gender.

Wat I kw is, I have the first word to form a "好" 字.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Twins 留言墙

耳朵贴在彩色砖墙 听见心跳铿锵
眼光眺望 你的方向 会看见希望


打开每扇天窗 让心灵去拥抱灿烂阳光
告别了感伤 前方路还漫长


你的留言写满心墙 给我能量让我发光
无论我困惑或沮丧 想起你天空就会晴朗


你的留言在我心房 是你让我的信仰高尚
失去再多 又有何妨 我不怕 爱是我的天堂




看透一路美丽风光 再把感动收藏
那些字迹 跃然纸上 有多少重量
在遥远的地方 你当时写下的每个愿望
都会化成歌 在空气中飞翔


你的留言写满心墙 给我能量让我发光
无论我困惑或沮丧 想起你天空就会晴朗


你的留言在我心房 是你让我的信仰高尚
失去再多 又有何妨 我不怕 爱是我的天堂



你的留言写满心墙 给我支持让我坚强
无论我困惑或沮丧 想起你天空就会晴朗


你的留言在我心房 是你让我的信仰高尚


失去再多 又有何妨 我不怕 爱是我的天堂


失去再多 又有何妨 我不怕 爱是我的 天堂





Thursday, August 4, 2011

Aunty's Joke

Blue Crayfish


I went to my usual fish shop,
saw finally blue crayfish.

Becoz it's quite rare,
I decided to include it
as a companion to my orange one.

While setting my eyes on other tanks,
an aunty walked in and talked  in hokkien
with the cashier aunty (guess she's the boss & her friend)
as she pulled a packet of shrimps from a tank.

"Wah, yellow shrimps...
真的美"

She saw the price written by a blue marker
tat reads $40.

"钱更加美!"

What a joker.

As I proceeded to the cashier aunty for payment,
heard shrimp aunty asking
for a filter specifically for shrimps.

As our eyes met,
sensing she's a friendly person,
I spoke to her:

"You rearing shrimps?"

"Ya"

"Easy to survive?"

"No"

Surprised aunty would be interested to invest
in shrimps tat doesn't last.

She also had her own qns for me.

"Wah, u buying crayfish huh?
So big!"

"Ya, 好嘛,
大了可以煮来吃"

Both aunties gave a burst of laughter

Nvr expected tat shrimp aunty to chip in such reply:

"我也是,
我每次都煮了放在 
Mee Siam 给她(cashier aunty) 吃!"

Gosh! Damn joker.
She's referring to the shrimps.
Mee Siam always have alot of shrimps (虾米)