Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Gyne's jokes

Our previous appointment
our gyne cracked some of his jokes again.

While he was doing the scanning on our child,
he told me:

"U shld sing a song for yr wife at night."

Sing a song?

" Sing 月亮代表我的心"

Abit cold.

Nevertheless he continued...

After giving birth your wife will slim down.
Coz got free aerobic lesson (rocking baby to sleep).

He started self laughing.

"Then u (wifey) will sing 爱你也好恨你也好 to ur husband,
coz he caused the sufferings!"

Damn. I wonder got this song anot.
Or issit the song too old to recall.
Generation gap.

Upon returning to his seat, he continued...

"After giving birth,
your wife will be promoted to second lieutenant soon."

Noticing our befuddled faces,
he gestured one stroke each on the eyes illustrating wrinkles.

"Next child promote to lieutenant.

Then to captain!

Here alot of captains liao...Hahahaa..."

Okie hand it to him. We joined his laughter.

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