Army Anecdote-Part 2

Another funny incident.

This time, also @School Of Armour,
where we were very much afraid of our Sergeants.

The end of the day was concluded by last parade,
when we fall-in,
wif mug full of water,
holding @45 degree.

Water level has to be filled full to brim,
arms @45 degree no less/more.

Any compromises will tantamount to harsh punishments.

To make things more fun to those Sergeants,
who would be looking @us from level 2,
they wanted us to come out wif a slogan,
a leader will shout the slogan line by line,
while we recite after him,
before we can drink the water
and go back bunk to rest.

Once, we were damn shacked,
tired after standing there for more than one hr.

They wanted us to come out wif something interesting,
creative, innovative.

The Sergeants selected a guy frm the crowd, named Colin.

He was a petite sized guy who has a high-pitched voice.
Those cute cute kinda voice.
Totally compatible wif his kiddish face.

He was quite perplexed as ideas ran dry after so many nites of slogans.

"Come on, anything.
If u guys want to sleep then come out wif a good one!"
A Sergeant shouted from above.

Colin smilingly quipped:
"har...really huh, anything?"

"Ya, U can sing also." came the reply.

We started to giggle,
quite funny as we waited eagerly to see wat he can come out wif,
and his fate.
Nobody had anything left in their minds
to help him.
Will he sing? Will he recite poems?


"Quick lar, U don wan sleep I also want to sleep,
don make me punish all of your friends."

Wah sia. Gan Jiong liao.
Starting of Do-it-or-die mission.

He stepped out to the front to face us,
holding his mug,
still smiling.

We giggled even louder.

And there he goes 。。。

"I have a pen,
my pen is blue,
I have a friend,
my friend is you"

Hahahahaaahaa....
All burst out laughing, including those Sergeants.

Wah Phiang, tat's wat was once familiar on those diaries
or school leaving testimony we leave for our friends.

In the end he amused & entertained everyone,
most importantly those Sergeants.
We ended up in our bunks after that.