me? Why me?

I was at Starbucks that day,
alone drinking my coffee.

My seat was near to the cashier,
and 2 ladies were at the end of the queue.
Thus they were just 2 arms away frm me.

There was a sudden stench, someone farted.

The smell was quite strong,
unbearable.
Worst, it lingered.

I looked up and saw the 2 ladies smiling, both of them covering their nose.

We had some common intention- to find the culprit.

I couldn't find any suspect near us.
Immediately a thought came to my mind.

Should I cover my nose and acted frustrated?
I wanted to do this hoping to portray me as innocent.
But I didn't cause I find it too fake.

From the corner of my eyes,
I could see them giggling, while looking in my direction.

Shit. Shit Shit.
In life, at times u need to act.

They decided that the culprit was me,
since I am the only guy around at sight (there were some customers walking past previously).
The others in the queue were all females.

Common conclusion: bad foul lingering stench can only be let out by guys.
Perhaps female's stomach can never be SO toxic and acidic.
If there is one pretty sweet girl at sight plus a stench,
nobody will link the stench to her.
Seems like all pretty girls only let off strawberry scent.

I remembered watching a prank video,
they asked a pretty+sexy girl and a fat woman to be in a lift, and let off a stench.
All the passenger in the lift looked at the fat woman.

Back to Starbucks.
It was damn pai seh.
At that moment,
I even doubted myself, and tried to recall
did I ever accidentially leaked tat puff of gas.

No, not me.

Albeit damn funny they were so happy with that shit smell,
I tried hard to act ignorance and cool.
Even when the smell was choking me.
Tried hard not to smile or let any tweak on my lips.
If I smile, CONFIRM IS ME.

After both ladies bought their drinks,
they walked past me, looking at me,
still giggling as if they've found their true love.

So sad. Why me?

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