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Imagine a mum saying this to her long lost friend
when she asked her for latest update:

"My son is tall, fat and has a tummy.
Now he looks like an uncle."

That mum is my mum,
and the son is me.

" 瞎咪!"

張君雅小妹妹- The full series

I wanted to know the wordings on each packet,
and the flavors.
So I bought the whole string of 張君雅小妹妹

Confirmed there's only BBQ flavor,
which I find amazing as each packet consists different colours and numberings,
they shld at least have more than 1 flavor to keep up the hype.


As mentioned on my earlier blog,
they'r linked in column of 5 packs,
with numberings going in ascending orders from top to bottom.

Which means, the 1st potential buyer will see the wordings on 5th pack tat reads:
(click pix to enlarge)

Pleading for buyers

On the 4th pack:

Warning! While stock last

On the 3rd pack:

Only 3 left!

On the 2nd pack:

君雅妹 is angry, wat u waiting for?

On the 1st and last pack:

What?! Last one?

I esp like the last pack.
Shocked faced, exclaiming:
" 瞎咪!"

Wahaha. Bery 台。
Gd marketing

Johnny English Reborn

Johnny English Reborn

CAST:

Rowan Atkinson, Natalie Imbruglia, John Malkovich

STORY:

After a failure to stop an assasination,
Johnny English has been living in remote Tibet,
honing his skills.
When his previous agent, MI7,
learns of a plot to kill Chinese premier in British soil,
Johnny English was recalled, and was back in action.
Can the long hand long leg guy stop the assasination plot?

HOW I FEEL:

I was looking forward to this,
since it's ages I last watched a comedy,
and I miss Rowan Atkinson.
His body language, his expression, his silliness.

The show started with him in Tibet,
doing some silly stunt, causing laughter around the theatre.

During the whole show I was fully engaged,
always waiting for him to put the wrong footing and to rebalance himself.
This, it did not disappoint.

 

Humor wise, the scene at MI7 conference was funny,
causing continuous laughter.
Guess we just love to see him embarrassed in the public.

Other than this, the rest was okie,
but on the tag of Rowan Atkinson,
I would expect more laughter than this.

 scene at MI7 conference

"who needs a kiss?"

MY REVIEW:

THREE OUT OF FIVE


Entertaining,as long as u lower ur expectation.
Worth the watch.

張君雅小妹妹

張君雅小妹妹

Try this titbits with exotic name-
introducing... 張君雅小妹妹!


Got to matchmake u with her.

She's Taiwan's 妹妹,
available in four/ five different packaging
labeling 1 to 4/ 5
each packaging different colours+ facial expression.

I didn't take note if they'r of different flavors.
I picked a pack becoz of its extraordinary name.

My selection was the angry faced 君雅妹.
(why I sounded so close to her)
BBQ flavored "noodle",
numbered 2 on the pack.

Similar to the Mamee Monster.
She's an instant noodle crackers.
One of my fav.

However unlike the monster,
she does not have separate powder to mix up with.

She's crispy, tasty
and one aspect she wins Mamee Monster is-
at least she's not tat salty.

撒娇 Orh!

When I flipped over,
I was surprised she even HAS A BLOG!

GOsh, now she sounds real.

Check out her blog below
to see if she looks like 蔡依林, 林志玲 OR 如花


@ http://www.wretch.cc/blog/goodgoodeat

Inside

Certainly a good option when watching a movie or soccer match.
Pick up a pack now at yr nearest Cheers Store.

Excruciating Part 2...It all ends here

As luck would have it,
my ankle still swollen,
decided to visit the same Chinese physician
for the second and the last tme.

This tme I went mentally prepared,
knowing wat to expect.

I'll bite my teeth this tme,
and go through the whole treatment
without any complain.
Esp the silly plead.

He saw my ankle, again I laid on the bed.

Similar to round 1,
he singled out and rubbed my most painful vein using his thumbs.

It was painful but I was determined to go through.
This tme he stopped shortly.

Then he searched and brought out a wooden knob.

You know, those cooking wok,
normally have dark wooden knob attached on its cover,
which acts as insulator for your hands.

Using it, he pressed it against the vein on my swollen ankle,
and began scraping it with force.

I didn't expect wood to be a weapon in Part 2 sequel.
The all powerful magical wand indeed.

Worse of all he aimed at my most painful and vulnerable vein.

Scraping hard object on protruding ankle knuckle
would be painful even for an uninjured person,
let alone on a swollen one.

I gritted my teeth for this.
I felt my vein getting caught between the wood and my bone,
every scrapping stroke was electrifying.

My vein felt vividly like a worm placed on the ground
with its body crushed over by a stone.

He was playing "scratch and win" on my vein.

To think it went on for at least 2 mins.

I controlled till my body was tilted,
leg twitched to 45 degree,
toes convulsively clenched.

Really like POW victim, kana tortured for information.

The ordeal was damn long,
until beads of sweat formed on my forehead,
and I felt oxygen thinning away.

My head was light and face turned cold.
It's my last straw.

I exclaimed:
"Cannot liao, I want to faint liao!"
(Sia, another silly words shot out frm my mouth.
No wonder torture works~when in pain everything pours out.)

He ignored me, and stopping only at his time.

Phiang, now I know how pain can caused blackouts.

I wonder if the same treatment goes to the girls.
What I do kw is- I'll nvr dare go back to him.

Wat a scary experience.