Monday, June 3, 2013

How to trap mosquitos? (Part 1)




Gosh 31 Mar was my last post.
Away from bloggin for so long.
难道是到了瓶颈???
哈哈!

I am back.
Sorry to some of my faithful readers for the hiatus.

Latest scare is the mosquito, taking one life.
I've tried mosquito spray.
They doesn't work tat perfect.
Other than anti-mosquito spray,
is there any ways to eliminate those pest?


Online there is this eccentric method tat I would like to share...





Method:
A mix of water, brown sugar and yeast. (sounds easy and cheap)
1) Cut a plastic bottle in half, keep both parts. Can be soft drink bottle.
2) Take the lower portion of the bottle. Dissolve the brown sugar in hot water. Let it cool down to room temperature.
3) Add yeast. Carbon dioxide will form and will attract the mosquitos.
3) Cover the bottle with a dark wrap and insert in the top portion upside down like a funnel. Place it in a corner in your hse.
4) in 2 weeks you will be surprised by the number of mosquitos killed.


有影吗???

I decided to test it out myself... because this method sounds easily cheap.

Bought the items @supermarket.



The items



 Left: brown sugar, Right: Dissolved in water


As instructed, I dissolved the brown sugar,
cut a bottle,
added yeast.
It gave a mild odour.
Like someone farted.

Then I used black trash bag to cover the bottle.

Do u tink this cheap method will work??

Frankly I have doubts.
How can a concoction trap mosquito?
Will it work??
Ans will reveal soon in my next blog...





Sunday, March 31, 2013

me? Why me?



I was at Starbucks that day,
alone drinking my coffee.

My seat was near to the cashier,
and 2 ladies were at the end of the queue.
Thus they were just 2 arms away frm me.

There was a sudden stench, someone farted.

The smell was quite strong,
unbearable.
Worst, it lingered.

I looked up and saw the 2 ladies smiling, both of them covering their nose.

We had some common intention- to find the culprit.

I couldn't find any suspect near us.
Immediately a thought came to my mind.

Should I cover my nose and acted frustrated?
I wanted to do this hoping to portray me as innocent.
But I didn't cause I find it too fake.

From the corner of my eyes,
I could see them giggling, while looking in my direction.

Shit. Shit Shit.
In life, at times u need to act.

They decided that the culprit was me,
since I am the only guy around at sight (there were some customers walking past previously).
The others in the queue were all females.

Common conclusion: bad foul lingering stench can only be let out by guys.
Perhaps female's stomach can never be SO toxic and acidic.
If there is one pretty sweet girl at sight plus a stench,
nobody will link the stench to her.
Seems like all pretty girls only let off strawberry scent.

I remembered watching a prank video,
they asked a pretty+sexy girl and a fat woman to be in a lift, and let off a stench.
All the passenger in the lift looked at the fat woman.

Back to Starbucks.
It was damn pai seh.
At that moment,
I even doubted myself, and tried to recall
did I ever accidentially leaked tat puff of gas.

No, not me.

Albeit damn funny they were so happy with that shit smell,
I tried hard to act ignorance and cool.
Even when the smell was choking me.
Tried hard not to smile or let any tweak on my lips.
If I smile, CONFIRM IS ME.

After both ladies bought their drinks,
they walked past me, looking at me,
still giggling as if they've found their true love.

So sad. Why me?




Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Konjac Sponge Review




 Konjac Sponge


U've read beauty products reviews by female bloggers.
Showing their kawaii faces, before & after pics.

This post is counter to this norm.
I am going to review a beauty product.

Don't worry, I got no kawaii pics to show,
nor before & after pics coz they looked the same.
Sad case. LOL.

Okay Okay call me vainpot.
Modern men shld take care of themselves too.
ANd everyone washes face.
In my technical term, I just call it:
"washing with an equipment".


Top seller in Jap+Taiwan,
this sponge is made frm 100% natural vegetable called "konjac".
It purports to clean, exfoliate and moisturise the skin.

 Some of its features:
1) Gently exfoliates, thus bring out the shine (Kana "polished")
2) Clears blackheads, dirt, oil.
3) Balances skin pH.
4) Ideal for sensitive, hypersensitive skins.

They come in five colours (as far as I kw):
white, black, green, red, yellow.

What's the diff?

White Sponge:
Original ones.
For all skin type.

Charcoal Black Sponge:
For oily, spots, blackheads, outbreaks prone skins.

It has anti-oxidant, fights bacteria.

French Green Clay Sponge:
For normal to combination skin.

It's strong sterilization properties absorbs dirt, oil, bacteria.

Red Clay Sponge:
For dry, mature (oOps!) or sensitive skin.

Said to improve blood circulation.
With a higher presence of iron oxide,
it cleans and accelerates the regeneration process,
leaving skin look radiant, hydrated.
Best of all, it reduces wrinkles (matured skin).


Yellow Soil Sponge:
For pigmentated, freckles, dull skin tones, acnes.

Helps reduce pigmentation, even out skin tone.
It will give a soft glow to face.
Plus it will reduce appearance of acne.



surface of sponge



The sponge came tightly sealed with some water.
The texture is soft, and the surface slightly roughed yet not too "sandpaper".
Thus upon "polishing" on face,
impact is just nice.

Definitely, it is better than washing with bare hands.
Analogy to washing an orange,
it would be tedious to get rid of dirt inside the holes by hand washing.
Using sponge would.

After washing, can feel skin quite clean.

Kudos to Konjac,
amazingly skin appearances look better after weeks.

Personally I recommend the black charcoal,
as it clears blackheads, making pores look smaller.


Hmm... all this for a meager price of less than 5 bucks.
Each sponge can be used for 3 mths!


Available in three shapes:
Heart, hemisphere, tear drop.

I recommend the heart or tear drop,
as the surface is wider for yr hand to have a sufficient grip.

Of course, for those used liao still not enuff,
there are also body sponge for your whole body.

Now, time to scrub yourself for the new yr.

Highly recommended.
Hurry, grab yrs now!

Guys, to achieve Daniel Wu's face,
link this up with my previous post.
Use this before SKII men products for better absorption.

For Anthony Wong's,
maybe have to use the red ones.


Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Wedding @Muar










Day 1-
We arrived at our "chalet".
named 一号民宿

Thought it is number one in Muar, but no,
the house number is one. CHEY!

Looking fabulous on the outside, let me bring u in for a visit.




There are 7 rooms, because we had more rooms than guests,
I took a room all for myself.
The picture above's my room.
Six beds, I can roll everywhere.
It was so big, with a big bathroom.
Bery shiok sia!





The hall was spacious, with sofas and dinning table just beside.
My mum and aunties chatted there for full 3 days.
Gosh. They energizer can talk non stop.









On that 1st night, my bro-in-law held a buffet for his guests.
A tent was set up outside their house.

Eating leisurely with mild wind blowing. 







The buffet spread was sumptuous.




The colourful agar agar caught my attention.




It was stuffed with a meager of sweet bean paste.
Thumbs up!




Also my next fav- their Otah.
No wonder ppl like to buy Otah frm Muar.





Carlsberg aunty.
She looked so troubled with her can on the table.
She even jio me to pick up a can.
Tot she wan 'TAR' with me.



Day 2-
Actual wedding day.
I will touch on the wedding banquet later.

One thing good abt the wedding was the firecrackers.
It added to the ambience.
LOUD=HUAT.

If only they lift the ban on the crackers.
Seems like only Singaporeans will misused those red stuff.




My 2nd sis striking a pose with the crackers.
Ideal pose!


I also like their Lasi Lemak.
The packet was only rice+chilli.
I tried in vain to search for a piece of egg.

Plain, yet finger-lickingly good.




At a restaurant, they ordered a weird looking fish for us.
At 1st I thought it was salted fish-
thin and long.

 My aunty educated me on its name.

舌鱼 (Dragon's Tongue Fish)

Sure boh? 
I translated them from teochew.

Why?
The name came abt because they looked like dragon's tongue.

Hmmm... I wonder how that fish look like when it is alive.
This one seldom can find locally.
Tasted quite good. Maybe because it was fried.




Then another dish- normal chilli prawn.
The beans on the plate- my mum told me it is called 臭豆 (smelly beans).

Gosh.
So ignorant I felt so stupid. Maybe I shld visit the market more.

 臭豆 sounds cute, at same time shld be smelly.

I bite on it, really lor, not very smelly,
just bitter.

Bitter beans perhaps?



Another dish highly recommended by my bro-in-law.
Their Muar's Rojak.
Normal what!

He told me to look closer.

Hmm... Fried chicken inside.

Chicken in ROjak?

The chicken meat was crispy, with the sauce (normal rojak sauce),
tasted good.
Something new for a change.




Day 3-
We had only a morning there,
they brought us to eat Bak Tu Teh.

Muar's Bak Tu Teh quite different,
there was alot of other pig's organs inside the pot.
Yummy.




At the wedding banquet,
The moment I stepped in,
the in-laws passed me a flower to pin on my shirt.

Perhaps they are flower lovers,
they bought those big and fully blossomed.
Making me feel so 娘.





The angry part came when we were at the red table.
Me+mum sat there waiting for the dinner to start.
Another aunty (their relative) came to sit at the table.
She quite old, shld be 80+.
Then another joined her,
age ard 50+ to 60+.

Both of them whispering while staring at us.

When the younger one saw us looking at her,
she asked:

"He is your...." while pointing at me.

Mum replied:
"Oh, he is my son."

"Orhh... no wonder...
I thought he is yr husband. Look so young."

What an idiot.
Cannot see meh?
I really wondered if she bring along her eyes and brain.

I thought her stupidity would end here.
Worst, she continued...

"Orhh.. your son."
"Your husband not here??"


I felt like slapping her.
Me and mum were caught surprised.
We were dumbfounded and did not know how to answer.

AT tat moment.
I felt pain, emptyness and awkwardness in my heart.
I didn't kw how to give tat ans in such an event.
I looked at her.
Still, she gaped waiting for an ans.

"Never come huh?" She pushed for a reply.

Some idiot never understand.

I replied weakly:
"Never"

In my heart, my reply to her was:

"He came. Just that u cannot see."






Next surprised came,
we were asked to join the bride and groom+ our in-laws
for the 1st march-in.
The orders will be in pairs-
the groom's parents,
me+mum,
followed by the bride+groom.

This was unprecedented to me,
or perhaps to our local context.

I was caught unprepared, nervous.
WHen our turn came, I wanted to brace her hand,
but she pushed away mine.
I thought it would be gentleman to.

I wondered why I was turned away at tat moment,
until after the march-in.

Others already misunderstood us for a couple.
Yet I still want to hold her hand.

Okie. Tat aunty's repercussion.
Also showed tat mum was hurt by her words.
One who have lost a partner
hates this type of misunderstanding.



Okay, anger aside,
the muar's wedding was fun.

Esp during our free time chat.

My uncle was a joker.
He was 80+,
married for more than 50 yrs.

Being tat old,
he has his penetrative insight.

On our way back in the car,
we were talking about marriage.

His wife asked the driver whether if he was married.
He replied a no.
She told him, nowadays marriage is difficult.

My uncle chipped in:

“现在的女人是天上的东西。
以前的女人是地上的。”

His wife added:
"yah, nowadays man have to mop floor, wash clothes."

My uncle continued:

" 你叫现在的女人抹地,洗衣,
她明天马上飞上去。回天上去。"


HAHAHA... Damn funny.



Hereby wishing all my readers

HAPPY 2013!


(P.S. Click on "My Album" on the top right corner for full photos)

Monday, December 24, 2012

Charlene's 1st Birthday






Time flies.
She is 1 yr old liao.

Had a mini celebration @home
invited family members only.













Cake cutting. Forget to take close-up pix of the bd cake.
So cute, hello kitty theme.





Together wif bb, we are starbucks fans.
But she seemed SIANZ 一半...

Maybe because my starbucks mermaid seems to be in 3D








 Ordered Rite Pizza, my fav






Based on folklore, 
we placed five items for her to choose.

Pen, calculator, money (note), book and ruler.
It was said whatever she picks on tat day
indicates her future aptitude.

I didn't kw what each item indicates,
these are my guesses:

Pen: Good writing skills... Office worker? Zebra's salesperson?
Calculator: Good at numbers, mathematics..Accountant?
Money: Got money, good at dealing with $.... Banker? RICH TAI TAI'S?
Book: Good in studies... Teacher? Bookworm?
Ruler: Good in measurement...Engineer? Construction worker?



She selected the calculator.
Hmm....  
If make me crawl there 
I'll snatch the $100 dollar note.

Perhaps it looks more like a handphone to her, which is her fav.

We tried to flip over the calculator for another try.
Indeed, she still picked the calculator.

Fate. Her choice.




Thursday, December 20, 2012